This section contains some cute funny quotes about valentines day that you send with valentines day cards
Love is like the measles; we can't have it bad but once, and the later in life we have it the tougher it goes with us
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You are my one and only' valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.
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"I'm not trying to hit on you, or throw you a line. I just want you to be my Valentine.
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Running after women never hurt anybody – it's catching 'em that does the damage.
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I love you so much, if you ever leave me, I'm going with you
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IF you cant be with the one you love, Love the one your with
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
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Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
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I could leave right now and never even look back. I
could find someone WAY better than you
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No matter how weird, crazy and stupid you may act at
times...
It's not more than how cool, awesome, or sweet you always are..
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I am only too proud of the chance to help with this the only Valentine I venture to write this day -- for although I am twain in my own person I am only half a person in my matrimonial form, and sometimes my wife shows that she is so much better and nobler than I am, that I seriously question if I am really any more than about a quarter! Marl Twain
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Roses are red, violets are blue, no other man loves you as much as I do
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Oh, innocent victims of Cupid,
Remember this terse little verse;
To let a fool kiss you is stupid,
To let a kiss fool you is worse
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Today is Valentines Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day. Jay Leno
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I can't make you love me, if you don't"
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I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my
boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
:Tracy Smith
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Valentines day, u mean Single Persons Awareness Day?
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there's no such thing as Mr.. right.....only Mr. right-now.
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